For breakfast, I'm having frozen waffles (no longer frozen when I'm eating them, of course!) with our homemade jam and some Nutella. We were at BJ's the other day and they sell VATS of Nutella, good god.
We have an egg timer going (but it's actually shaped like an apple, not an egg... er, if that's even why they're called that. Maybe they're called egg timers because you use them to time the cooking of eggs?) and it ticks, and the toaster oven with my waffles in it ticks too, so I was getting somewhat confused with which one dinged.
It was the egg timer :)
And there goes my waffles! Off to prepare them for eatings. Then to take a shower.